Kevin Rudd, vacuum cleaners, giant sandwiches, and Torchwood.

Kevin Rudd has plans to change the constitution to formally recognise the indigenous people of Australia. It seems to be his comeback début from his highly successful first album, 'The Apology'. However, I don't really see anything coming out of this. As much as I support Kevin Rudd as Prime Minister, it seems like he has, once again, taken too much onto his plate. First he retook the Australian Labor Party, and now he's making changes to the federal constitution of Australia. There's no stopping him! Speaking of things that can't be stopped - the assortment of crazy names for Kate Middleton and and Prince William's baby. People are actually betting about it, with one of the more popular names being - and this is serious - Frogmella. Oh look, there's little Frogmella eating her little triangle cucumber sandwiches. See how cute she looks at her first day of school - in the school room of the palace. Can't have any other little kids pushing her over and making her scrape her knees!

In case you didn't hear about it in the news, the guy who masterminded the 9/11 attacks wants to design a vacuum cleaner. Imagine that - from terrorist attack to vacuum cleaner. It must be a seriously evil domestic appliance! And the guy must be a serious psycho to want to design a vacuum cleaner. I always imagined people who design vacuum cleaners are boring, grey, and drab. I mean, what would make them want to design a vacuum designer in the first place? Especially if you have such excellent terrorism skills. I'd expect they'd be better suited to a temp job. Everyone knows people in temp jobs are depressed.

Have you ever noticed that chefs make such gigantic sandwiches that you just cant eat? I can just imagine Kate Middleton ordering a massive cucumber sandwich and having to cut it up in little pieces because she can't fit it in her mouth. What is the point of a sandwich so big you require utensils? Do club sandwiches suddenly transform into something other than a sandwich? And what exactly is a sandwich? Two slices of bread and a slice of meat in between? Or a tower of different types of meats and vegetables slapped together? It totally revolutionises the meaning of a sandwich. I can't imagine Kate Middleton eating a royal cucumber sandwich. It's got to be illegal for a royal to open their mouth up wider than a certain amount. Anyone with photoshop skills could use it to their advantage.

At the moment I'm watching Torchwood. The show is amazing! I like it so much more than Doctor Who. It's more centred around human emotion than aliens, and even though Doctor Who has some emotional episodes, like when The Doctor left Rose, Torchwood focuses more on relationships. I think that's what makes it such a great series. It's not just about aliens and time travel - it's about how we react to it all. I don't know whether I like Jack more than the Doctor. He is such an enigma. Another reason why I like Torchwood more is because it's more grittier. People kill their wives. Men kill little kids. Mothers let go of their prams, causing them to run into cars. Doctor Who has a kind of barrier to it, where Torchwood doesn't.

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<3 <3 Jack and Ianto. The ultimate bromance.